Rare Vintage Late 70's Tee-Shirt

Rare as a Gentle Pink Grizzly Bear, Eating Underwear From a Care Bear- He Met when Buying 2 Socks…..uhnmmmb….you know, A Pair!
This T-Shirt Cut with So Much Care …creating the slimmest of figure that’ll make everyone Stare! They’ll Be Like, “ DAYYYUM LOOK. RIGHT. THERE!! Person rockin that Bitchen T-So Hard…”
*lookin at they own …trynna COMPARE wah wah.
Point being there is One Left that survived this whole time, 42-43 years, I know what you’re thinking, you thinkin, “Jamey How’d you do that math so fast my mind is blown”… but I say, “nay! Let your mind be not Blownth for I myself was created and gifted to Earth within the year of our Lord 1979. So the arithmetic was instant like a reaction. But thank you for the compliment.” Keep this Math Machine Movin Down the Moonlit Marsh and purchase this tee-shirt and once it arrives IMMEDIATELY Remove your torso coverings and slide into this beautiful piece of Art. Fly down the mountain like a thrown dart!